*lifts up my plague robe to reveal fishnets underneath*
I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government
SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE
No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.
SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK
After nearly a week in lockdown I am beginning to understand my cat’s’ desire to nyoom around the house at strange times of day



